Friday, August 20, 2010

King of the Fail

When you re-release a movie, you do it for an anniversary, such as Star Wars 20th year.

Well guess what? Avatar is going to be re-released not even a year after it first appeared in theaters (December 2009). The one that James Cameron made. Why? Because there are 8 more minutes of footage cut from the original film. Oh my god! We can't put that on a DVD or Blu-ray. We totally HAVE to re-release the movie. -_-

Needless to say, I'm disappointed in the world. We need to stop idolizing big shiny objects and focus on movies that have a story. Rather, new stories from new talent that's just waiting to be picked. But no. We gotta focus on the big blue smurf people and the pretty colors of the forest.

And then Cameron wants to re-release Titanic in 3D (which will probably be amusing for the last 20 minutes of the film when the ship is sinking) and a sequel to Avatar.  Oh, and he's directing the Aquaman movie. >.> I'm just going to go slit my wrists now and save myself the horror. You can view his interview at MovieWeb, but why bother. It's going to be the end of the world in 2012, all thanks to James Cameron. I guess the Mayan's were right.

BTW, he makes a remark about the Avatar haters out there.

"You know what, they secretly like the movie."

No. No we don't.


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